Maybe you could pick up a primary school book on Christian theology?
Get mummy to help you with the tricky words.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:42, 2 replies)

I love you, Doctor S.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:03, closed)

And the Lord loves all of us, MM.
Even the welsh.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:33, closed)

Merry Christmas, everyone.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:36, closed)

People who write 'Xmas' believe that God's only son wasn't Jesus of Nazareth but in fact Malcolm X

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:28, closed)

No, Jesus was Batman.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 13:15, closed)

No that was Bruce Forsyth.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:20, closed)

steady on, Shambles
I think you'll find he merely tolerates the Welsh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 13:59, closed)

No thanks
The whole problem with christians, and with fundies in particular, is that they are incapable of thinking or arguing beyond primary school RE level.

Which in my case was being told to sing "Jesus loves me, this I know, for the bible tells me so" which I was perfectly capable of recognising as a circular argument at the age of seven. And saying so, which may have been tactless but got me out of RE from then on.
(ubergeekian, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 18:37, closed)

Was it your overbearing parents who gave you such a massively exaggerated sense of your intellect?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:02, closed)

Maybe you could do us all a favour,
and lay an intellectual smackdown on the pope (other belief systems are available), in order to free us all from this terrible oppression?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:11, closed)