It's me.
My mother and father are both very successful academics, and my sisters have borne a host of sons and a daughter each.

I'm the youngest, the only son, and pissed an expensive education right up against the wall, got expelled, dabbled in drugs, and don't have and don't want kids (neither does Mrs V).

A couple of years ago, I found and met up with my half-brother, who is younger than me, that my father sired with my insane step-mother.

Turns out my half-brother is an all-round winner - he's a good-looking, popular, fun guy, a successful academic, and is already in his first editing job.

So I'm expecting my inheritance to consist of a note saying something along the lines of "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:31, 17 replies)

You do know that b3ta is only dying because of cunts like you don't you ? There are worse,but not many,you ,and mouthbreathers like you are spoiling my one time favourite timewasting website.cunt.cunt cunt.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:33, closed)

If you hadn't garnered from the above
I'm pretty good at handling being a disappointment.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:43, closed)

Your family are dolphins. Lies on the internet methinks

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:59, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/blacksheep2/post2219562
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:31, closed)

Dolphins

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:02, closed)

Racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:15, closed)

Filthy Bottlenose dolphins coming here and taking my fish.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:12, closed)

What kind of editing job?
'Cause if that's a measure of success, we get through editors here at a rate of knots
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:03, closed)

Editing a magazine.
He's doing well. Soon he'll have paid off his student loan and can buy me a few fucking drinks, instead.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:27, closed)

Wow
Your family has really low standards for success
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:33, closed)

Yes, but on the plus side, I know who they are.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:40, closed)

I'd rather not know who your family are

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:54, closed)

I'd rather you didn't, either.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:15, closed)

Hahaha. Classic internet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:00, closed)

You're Princess Leia?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:57, closed)

We all need someone to look down upon, Vaggy.
You're providing a valuable service to others.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:09, closed)

Tits.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:27, closed)