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Freddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
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One day at school, a young Keith Chegwin went along to his careers officer.
"I've decided that when I grow up I want to be a pub", he announced proudly.
"Don't be ridiculous" answered the officer, "everyone knows that Cheggers can't be boozers".
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:34, 22 replies)
But he can play pop!

(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:38, closed)
He's notoriously tightfisted when it comes to remuneration of his employees.
(He Pays Plop)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:40, closed)
But he always sees his dad alright.
He pays Pop.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:53, closed)
He's also on the verge of being excommunicated...
...he pains pope.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:50, closed)
He also works part-time as a veterinarian
"spays pup".
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:55, closed)
and attends the church of brewing
praise hop
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:02, closed)
and and something something something
splays mop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:20, closed)
and right hahaha right something something meme meme
gays bop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:32, closed)
totes amazeballs

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:54, closed)
Also...
I particularly like how a certain brand of American seems to refer to his/her father by the word "parp".
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:00, closed)
Ironically he was an alcoholic
it's funny because it's true, sort of
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:55, closed)
shut the fuck up, you wittering imbecile.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:20, closed)
well, this is about as good as it's going to get

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:58, closed)
shit

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:57, closed)
don't act all surprised now

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:59, closed)
this is my surprised face
:|
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:07, closed)
Cheggers seems to have escaped yeetree so far
Reckon he was too wacky and insecure to make it as a nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:58, closed)
He was deffo knocking off Sarah Green while their other halves weren't looking.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:08, closed)
How do you know
that they weren't looking?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:11, closed)
Sexiest post of the week.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:19, closed)
Timmy Mallett's been keeping his head down too

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:34, closed)
'sake man!
There's reputations at stake on these boards just now.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:24, closed)

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