From the farsical to the funny.
I was chatting to a lovely young lady online a few years ago. I stated matter of factly 'what's the time down there?', I replied, oh that means it's an hour later here. She believed me. I don't know if she still thinks there is an hour difference north to south.

My parents have recently bought a new house, 150 yards around the corner. I can see the new house from the garden. I walk past my new bedroom everyday. I knew the previous owners. It is quite literally in our back garden, if we could get rid of a few hedges we could carry everything across one garden and through the back doors. Well that's what (not the hedge removal) my dear mother thought. Get my brothers work van, and move the entire contents of a 4 bedroomed house, with a few boxes from works deliveries over a few hours. 4 double beds, several wardrobes, all the tat from a whole kitchen, garage, loft, you get the picture. Me and my brother in a van. It would take a month!
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:46, 13 replies)

christ that was shit

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:25, closed)

North to south of where?
There's an hour difference North to South on the East Coast of Australia for half the year. "Online" is quite vague. Perhaps there WAS an hour's difference?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:20, closed)

I was rushing, and pretending to wank. The UK, Bournemouth to at the time Leeds, she said something like its 9am, and I said it was 10pm, ie. an hour later.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:29, closed)

Did you do that deliberately to enrage my sense of pedantry?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:17, closed)

I am fairly confident that he is just, in fact, a spastic shitcunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:59, closed)

What?
For reference, the time difference between North and South is measured in years, not hours.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:52, closed)

hahaha

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:57, closed)

This is objectively bad.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:56, closed)

From the farsical shit to the funny. even more shit
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:13, closed)

I do indeed believe it was quite funny, and farsical. I do enjoy gardening.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:20, closed)

Thinking your own shit story was funny just makes you a bell.
And it's farcical, not farsical, you mong.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:51, closed)

Maybe
he was referring to something spoken in the Persian language.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 4:34, closed)

yeah, most people move house in a day
i've done it twice, with a van, maybe a couple of carloads on top. and this was a few hours drive, not next door

it's also spelled 'farcical'
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:38, closed)