Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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I think we should refrain from mentioning that he had an abusive relationship with an underage girlUntil he's actually been lynched for having an abusive relationship with an underage girl.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:39,
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Surely mentioning it would constitute said lynching.Unless you're referring to an actual lynching, involving rope rather than tabloids.
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.Yeti., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:40,
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Apparently Happytoast has already been quoted as saying that abusive relationships with underage girls.....aren't actually noncey, so we can talk about it as much as we like on /board.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:55,
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This is one to file under'Going to go on and on...' Isn't it?
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I doubt it, he gets bored of them when they hit 16.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:37,
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yep wasn't funny the first time and it doesn't improve with repetition(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 15:43, closed)
Andythepieman disapproves of this thread people!Stop being silly right now!
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 21:20,
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I can only assume he approves of cartoon kiddie grot.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:35,
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I might knock up a cartoon.Or ... you know ... just Google for some Japanese tentacle porn and mspaint some blue hair on it.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:16,
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There's some proper lol to be had on Twitter over this whole debacle.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:04,
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Just do a Twitter search for him. Fucking idiotic teenage girls defending him and me proper winding them up.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:36,
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I didn't understand the point of Twitter until I discovered how easy it is to upset people on it.I am so happy right now.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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Fuck that, that'd involve me having to join fucking Twatter.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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all I can see is thick tweenagers wanking endlessly on at one another as if they have ever had a single original and constructive thought(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:45,
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Correct. Fish in a barrel.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:47,
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I prefer the idiom 'as easy as coercing vulnerable thirteen year olds into unwanted sexual activity'.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:58,
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lolsee above
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Do they have a group noun a la 'Beliebers'?Milsomers? Milsommer Murderers? Perhaps 'Milsom' can be used as an adjective in this very specific circumstance.
Now I've given myself a mental image of some posing teenage girl throwing a nondescript gesture, 'Got Milsom?' text across the bottom of the image and JPEG artefacts for Internets pedantry.
Still, paedodramalulz are better than the actual QOTW we're in.
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