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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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She wanted to have sex with a girl. She wanted me to watch.
She wanted to have sex with the girl, and then she and I could have sex. I could not, however, have sex with the other girl.

I thought that was a bit unfair.

So I refused.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:17, 12 replies)
Quite right too
Never compromise on your dreams
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:25, closed)
sounds like your mum preferred your sister......

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:52, closed)
She's certainly not as picky.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:06, closed)
Fair's fair:
Afterwards, you should've made her watch while some dude gives you a good rogering (but then deny her the same from said dude).
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:17, closed)
lol gay

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:24, closed)
Well...
...you were the one complaining about it not being fair.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:47, closed)
^ massive racist

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:49, closed)
unlike girl on girl

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:49, closed)
Girl on girl isn't gay - that's sexy.
Man on man is totally gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:49, closed)
As straight men like the idea of girl on girl that must mean that gay men find it repugnant.
Wonder what a gay-on-gay hate crime would be classed as
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:53, closed)
I believe the technical term is 'Cat-fight'

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:56, closed)
I think Justin Beibers
haircut counts as one.
(username failed moderation, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:14, closed)

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