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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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My wife told me she once blew a really big one

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 15:20, 13 replies)
and did you feel inferior?
women can be cruel
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 15:31, closed)
You bet I did :(
but that didn't matter because I norked her sister the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 15:47, closed)
norked?
you virgin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 17:37, closed)
^
I don;t even think thats a real euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 17:41, closed)
Played with her boobies. Lol I said boobies.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 17:47, closed)
omg what sort of cunt uses language like that on a family forum
you'll be posting photographs of ungodly breastfeeding next

satan
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 18:08, closed)

*honks*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 18:27, closed)
Surely it's like fish, boned and ready to eat.
Or olives, stoned and stuffed with pimento.

Girlfriend: norked for convenience.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 18:55, closed)
Those would be norks

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:12, closed)
Sorry Dr. Shambo ;(

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:10, closed)
what the fuck is that emoticon? did you suffer a stroke?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:06, closed)
I don't remember him objecting at the time,
but I was a bit busy.
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How is she, these days?
(HerWorseHalf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 1:32, closed)

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