
If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
( , Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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mix 1/3 cement, rest flour.
Leave it out next to a bowl of water. Rats eat the flour mixture and drink water, cement sets in the stomaches and they die.
Don't moan this is cruel - there's no pesticides for other animals to eat and there are millions of rats so fair play.
( , Fri 11 Mar 2011, 7:35, 2 replies)

Plaster of Paris instead of cement, it is an old trick. Maybe mixed with peanut butter? Rodents love that stuff, it is still the best bait for mouse traps.
( , Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:24, closed)

You have to use a wedge of holey cheese (which, incidentally, is nothing to do with the Pope's foreskin), strategically placed underneath a handy ACME anvil you've strung up. You can also try and shoot at the vermin with your Blunderbuss. Foolproof.
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