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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Build a real fire and stop pretending a gas grill is a fucking barbecue.hth
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 7:44,
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^^^seconded
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^ this thirdedI have a manly barbecue which is basically a metal bucket on legs and you set fire to it whilst placing food nearby.
What Monkee girl has is a portable cooker.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:43,
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Oh. I just noticed that "monkee girl" has the word "girl" in her username and is therefore probably a "girl".This is no excuse for not thumping her chest and grunting and building a real fire like a real "man" though.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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My girlfriend bought a gas barbeque and I was well sniffy about it at firstbut the truth is that since we've had it we've eaten outside almost every day in the summer - it's far better than fucking about with coals and lighter fluid every time you fancy a snack
[edit] I should add that I also have a brazier (and indeed an old-fashioned barbeque) for those times that I just want to burn things in the garden
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:28,
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Coals? Lighter fluid?I start fires by rubbing freshly-plucked trees against my beard.
I have a gas grill too. I'm going to compensate for the girly shame of it by building a pizza oven.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:54,
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