Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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If it moves when it shouldntThen fuck it and eat it
If it doesnt move and it should
Then fuck it and eat it
Anyway when I bought my last house I was wandering around surveying my new kingdom. Deciding to put some stuff in the built in cupboards, I opened the door and it fell off in my hand.
It had been held on with sellotape.
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I don't believe you.Everybody knows that you can stick a sportscar to a wall with sellotape.
Cheers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:38,
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:45,
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did he or didnt hewell what with sellotape being so low in calories i reckon he didnt eat it maybe flossed with it but not eating it as for the door? every one* nows that you fuck the hole then cover the evidence
*not true only some people who have tried it
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:21,
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