Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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Blood in the waterAfter getting my PA done I decided to go to the pub to celebrate. Should have thought that one through...
Anyway, three pints of Stella later the urge to wee becomes irresistible.
Christ knows what the other drinkers in the pub thought was going on when the shouts of pain started. I also wonder what the next user of the cottage thought about the bright red, bloody water in the bog. (It wouldn't flush!)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 4:20, Reply)
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