Go the Fuck to sleep
You can hear Samuel L Jackson reading it on You Tube. Anybody with kids will empathize

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(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:12, 5 replies)

I saw Rude Tube last week too.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:12, closed)

oof

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:18, closed)

That's not something
I'd ever admit to.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:45, closed)

here here

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:16, closed)

He. It took me realising the spelling before I got what you did there, sorry...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:48, closed)

:)

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:33, closed)

Also: *hear

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:47, closed)

Hare?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:26, closed)

Hair?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:28, closed)

Harare?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:29, closed)

Harlem?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:31, closed)

Haribo?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:31, closed)

Are you offering me sweets?
*Whoop whoop* grooming alert.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:37, closed)

Here is a Gadd

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:37, closed)

All that glitters is not gary.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:39, closed)

lol

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:44, closed)

All that Jacksons is not Mic...
..wait, how did you build that joke?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:50, closed)

Leave Michael alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is up in heaven with his 40 virgins now.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:55, closed)

In Indiana, 40 males a year die before the age of 7,

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:58, closed)

Wait - so Michael Jackson was a suicide bomber?
Perhaps I shouldn't have ignored that Conrad Murray trial after all.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:01, closed)

It was a conspiracy, Osama and MJ are living on a CIA protected Island somewhere,
ask the Goat, he will verify this.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:04, closed)

You seem to know a lot about this Scarpe,
can you account for your movements when they died?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:06, closed)

I was wrong, nobody died.
Apart from him, obviously. The rest just got their bits touched.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:21, closed)

That's just ignorance
Shi'mownah.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:29, closed)

The Werner Herzog version is better

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:45, closed)

For the love of Pete
I wrote this very quickly and posted before checking it.
I should have known that the board nazis would jump all over it.
And no i haven't seen Rude Tube. Not this week, last week or any week previous to this so kindly fuck off.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:28, closed)

You seem to be taking a throwaway joke rather personally.
Could any of us help you with that?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:40, closed)

Only
If you are a fully trained Psychiatrist or Barman
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:47, closed)

Scarpe is indeed a Barsteward.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:57, closed)