y'know, forgive me for commenting here
But you moan and moan and moan about nasty trolls coming over here and ruining the stories. And then one of the nasty trolls posts a proper story and you moan about that, too?

Do you know what you actually want?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:41, 6 replies)

A post from Battered's next of kin?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:57, closed)

Oh dear...hoping that a fellow b3tan dies. That's a very poor show.
Someone wake the mods up.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:36, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/brainfade/post1908473
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:37, closed)

Which one of your many posts bleating on about nasty trolls would you like me to link you to?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:42, closed)

Take your pick
You still won't find me posting "man the fuck up" and "waaaah, mods!" within a minute of each other like some sort of hypocritical cretin
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:24, closed)

are you German?
or is your inability to grasp humour just autism?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:27, closed)

Were you dropped on your head as a child?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44, closed)

Why, does that help you point out when other people are talking bollocks?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:11, closed)

No
but it would explain an inbuilt terror of head injury so strong that one protects one's bonce at all times with a handy balloon circlet 'just in case'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:18, closed)

Lol.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:27, closed)

I think we're all perfectly aware of who is talking bollocks here.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:29, closed)

Now you're getting upset
You should probably have a cup of tea and a little calm down
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:50, closed)

classic triple T here
stunning execution
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:33, closed)

I think you should perhaps stick a couple of large dice down your japseye and shit out a double six.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:47, closed)

His mummy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:08, closed)

He wants to fuck you with his lego strap on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:15, closed)

That'd just be proper nasty
learned that one the hard way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:23, closed)

The love of his father instead of the MUTHAFUCKIN' BEATDOWNS he got instead at birthday
'I'll show you, dad!!! I'll get my OWN balloons and wear them on my head as an ironic tribute to the birthdays I spent having my arse lashed with a Lego belt by you, instead of going ice skating and then to the Wimpy like the other boys'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:22, closed)

I want a pet dog
maybe he wants a pet dog too
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:24, closed)

Who doesn't, gludel. Who doesn't.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:57, closed)

To reconcile with his dad and take more photos of saggy breasted women with light sabres up their fanny

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:11, closed)