I went on holiday once..
...and the taxi driver commented that there was a strong smell of fish in the back of his cab.

"I was too polite to mention it!", I replied brightly.
"Well it doesn't normally smell of fish in here".
"Well I'm pretty sure its not me! I have many faults, but being a fish is absolutely not one of them, and neither is my wife".
"You've got a carrier bag of fish bones next to you".

I had. I had taken a carrier bag of fish bones into the taxi, and popped my wife's hand luggage into the wheelie bin before we left.

She roared with laughter. "Never a dull moment with you!", she smiled, eyes shining as she ruffled my hair. "I'm so glad I married you". This last bit isn't true.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 0:27, 8 replies)

Top work.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 0:37, closed)

hahahahahah, love this

( 4Q just lurking, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 0:40, closed)

Brilliant.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 7:52, closed)

I like the not true bit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:42, closed)

Superb.

( Pig Bodine., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:22, closed)

Ruffles 'like'

( DeadEyeDick, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:49, closed)

Oh yes. Top fishy befuddlement!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:59, closed)

Brilliant
with a fish-shaped hat on.
( .Yeti., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:58, closed)