Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
Tell me more about this 'lego baby'
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WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:05,
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Muns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:17,
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Emvee has those where normal folk have nipples.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:19,
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Does he take the blue one and see how far up his wee hole it goes?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:22,
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Chortle of the day.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:56,
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Why are they in straight jackets?
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Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:46,
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Makes it harder for them to call the police, one would assume.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:48,
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