Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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If a girl is straddling you
whilst grinding her muff into your face, as you indulge in a little cunnilingus, it really is quite possibly the worst time to find out that another man shot his load into her not half an hour before she arrived at your house.
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Muns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:47,
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Ohhhh
That made my toes curl.
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ringofyre, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57,
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Next time, take your tights off first.
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sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:04,
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Eww.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:59,
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2nded
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squigbobble existed, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:44,
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I hope you refused to pay her.
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searlichek, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:12,
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Nowt wrong with a gobfull of spunk.
At least it was fairly fresh.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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What in your experience is the time limit for lapping other man's jizz out of a fanny?
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McChinaman banned, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:16,
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I'm happy to gulp my own the following morning but I probably wouldn't want to let somebody else's mature for more than an hour.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:51,
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Gulp?
You flatter yourself
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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:16,
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You've clearly never met the man.
He's Cambridge's answer to Buster Gonad.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:27,
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CHRIST
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:28,
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I'm sure I read something similar on here a loooong time ago
Was the other chap her boss?
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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:14,
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Were you able to work out who it was
from the taste?
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ubergeekian, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 23:23,
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Did it taste of tomatoes?
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Vambo, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 16:33,
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I'm still edgy at kissing the good lady shortly after she's given me a blow job.
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boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 18:17,
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Did
you recognise it as being your dads?
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:15,
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