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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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I lifted a stopping device once.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:28, 18 replies)
go on...
what happened next?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:47, closed)
Nothing.
But it was a brake, up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:51, closed)
*spits tea all over screen*
*slow claps*
well done sir, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:55, closed)
Are you a mong?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:26, closed)
It certainly seems that way, doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:30, closed)
Oh, god
although I have not contributed much to this site, I would rather not contribute at all than do this sort of shameful mess, yet I'm sure you think you are loltastic

Christ.

*awaits calls of 'Angry & upset' etc* I'm just fed up
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:19, closed)
Carry on not contributing then. Perhaps stop reading if you're fed up.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:27, closed)
Why not turn of the internet and do something that interests you, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:34, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:37, closed)
Despite all the money my parents spent on my education
That programme taught me all I needed to know in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:44, closed)
I took a turn of the internet once.
The horror...
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:55, closed)
darknet lulz

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:02, closed)
To be fair to The Magic No.,
I think he summed up your time on b3ta very well.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:03, closed)
Nonsense.
My stuff is generally marvellous, and regularly awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:12, closed)
Unfortunately you missed on both counts with this one.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 23:46, closed)
Oh cheer up you miserable bastard.
It's nearly Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:40, closed)
THAT'S WHY I'M SO ANGRY!!!

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:10, closed)
alright santa?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:10, closed)

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