Apparently standing behind one's Mrs and jiggling her boobies up and down while she's at the cooker
DOESN'T help with the dinner.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:58, 11 replies)

Lies...
all lies
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:03, closed)

^

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:35, closed)

Unless of course she had
salt shakers attached to them and then it would be quite practical...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:05, closed)

I just showed this to Mr Innogen
He shares your bewilderment that this isn't an aid to practical tasks. He really thinks it ought to be.

You get a click for making me laugh like a drain.
(Innogen, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:14, closed)

We should
all get together and pitch our idea on dragons den ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:59, closed)

Surely
1 salt and 1 pepper... Balance your flavours.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:21, closed)

Especially not if she's really rather ticklish*
*may or may not be speaking from experience
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:25, closed)

I've done that so many times!
Why do they find it so annoying?!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:37, closed)

YOU'VE JIGGLED MRS VAGABOND'S BOOBIES?!
*rolls up sleeves*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:58, closed)

Does with my missus.
You're obviously doing it wrong.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:07, closed)

Well, yeah.
But then again, with your missus ...

*trails off. Hides*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:12, closed)