Breasts
Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
Suggested by PsychoChomp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
Apparently standing behind one's Mrs and jiggling her boobies up and down while she's at the cooker
DOESN'T help with the dinner.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:58,
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Unless of course she had
salt shakers attached to them and then it would be quite practical...
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:05,
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I just showed this to Mr Innogen
He shares your bewilderment that this isn't an aid to practical tasks. He really thinks it ought to be.
You get a click for making me laugh like a drain.
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Innogen, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:14,
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We should
all get together and pitch our idea on dragons den ;)
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:59,
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Surely
1 salt and 1 pepper... Balance your flavours.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:21,
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Especially not if she's really rather ticklish*
*may or may not be speaking from experience
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Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:25,
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I've done that so many times!
Why do they find it so annoying?!
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:37,
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Does with my missus.
You're obviously doing it wrong.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:07,
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