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Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.

Suggested by PsychoChomp

(, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
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aww....

To be honest I haven't even checked B3ta for yonks.

Slow (read: shite-hawk boring) day at work and here I am.

Have I missed much?

(I missed you obv)
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:52, 1 reply)
Nah! same old stuff.
How's your gout?
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:55, closed)
I went on a diet...

And Lost 4 and a half stone.

Part of said diet meant no alco-ma-hol.

Gout gone. For ages

...


Then as I eased off on the diet I found out it was all the Bovril that I was drinking that caused the gout. Apparently my body does not like half an oil tanker full of liquid salt every 3 hours pumping through my crap factory...who'd have thunk it?

Stopped Bovril...Gout gone...started alco-ma-hol again.

Am now happy. Part of being sober possibly had a bit to do with being off here...I struggled to find anything funny.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:02, closed)
Poofers old boy!
Nice to have you back.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:05, closed)
Good to be back DG...

How's the phenomenally significant other?
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:09, closed)
Not too bad, ta.
And I'm sure she'll be delighted to read your little opus.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:13, closed)
OMG! I bet you look great.
I really can't imagine you alcohol free but Bovril free, yes. Glad your well anyhoo.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:06, closed)
Me looking 'great' is a physical impossibility...

Consider I have a face like a bag of smashed crabs.

But I'm slimmer...there's no getting round that.

I'm now 12 1/2 stone...but I'm going to keep going until the world cup...then I'm going to go on a month-long-gut-busting-beer-and-fodder frenzy that will have my sofa struggling to cope with the immense-ness of it all.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:09, closed)
There is upcoming Blousey bashage you know.
All the best internet people will be there.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:14, closed)
Lorks! - I'd better rattle Captain Placid's cage...

And see if he's about...
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:16, closed)
I told him too.
Get your slimline arse up here and make my year.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:20, closed)

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