
Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
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( , Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
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To be honest I haven't even checked B3ta for yonks.
Slow (read: shite-hawk boring) day at work and here I am.
Have I missed much?
(I missed you obv)
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 12:52, 1 reply)

And Lost 4 and a half stone.
Part of said diet meant no alco-ma-hol.
Gout gone. For ages
...
Then as I eased off on the diet I found out it was all the Bovril that I was drinking that caused the gout. Apparently my body does not like half an oil tanker full of liquid salt every 3 hours pumping through my crap factory...who'd have thunk it?
Stopped Bovril...Gout gone...started alco-ma-hol again.
Am now happy. Part of being sober possibly had a bit to do with being off here...I struggled to find anything funny.
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 13:02, closed)

And I'm sure she'll be delighted to read your little opus.
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 13:13, closed)

I really can't imagine you alcohol free but Bovril free, yes. Glad your well anyhoo.
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 13:06, closed)

Consider I have a face like a bag of smashed crabs.
But I'm slimmer...there's no getting round that.
I'm now 12 1/2 stone...but I'm going to keep going until the world cup...then I'm going to go on a month-long-gut-busting-beer-and-fodder frenzy that will have my sofa struggling to cope with the immense-ness of it all.
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 13:09, closed)

All the best internet people will be there.
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 13:14, closed)

And see if he's about...
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 13:16, closed)
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