one of my colleagues
was telling me about the perils of internet dating. now, lucie is either blessed or cursed in the breast department, depending on your interpretation of being a 32H. she joined mysinglefriend and after exchanging a few emails with a singlefriend they went on a date.

if i tell you that the date lasted about an hour, that should tell you how good it was. she said he was too short, too weird, and may have been a real life asperger. at the end of the date he insisted on walking her to victoria station, even though she would have felt safer without him. as the train came in, he leaned over, and she thought he was going for a goodbye kiss. but he wasn't. not at all. instead, he made a grab for both her boobs and copped a quick but thorough feel. then let go, looking very pleased with himself, stepped back and said:

"and i'm not even sorry."

then he just walked off. oddly enough, there has been no second date. mind you, a tiny part of me has to admire his blatant honesty...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:19, 5 replies)

and I'd do it again, too!

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:17, closed)

Reminds me
of Jon Lovitz grabbing Jamie Lee Curtis: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6hRnpCxLJY
( Wanderer, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:05, closed)

Does it cease ...
.. to be sexual assault if you've had a drink together first? I must remember that.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:20, closed)

He doubtless
frequents these very pages.
( Moey, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:59, closed)

Not 'an asperger'
but a genius
(babyaeroplanes, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:25, closed)