Breasts
Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
Suggested by PsychoChomp
( , Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
Suggested by PsychoChomp
( , Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
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About 6 hours before our daughter was born...
... suggests that it's not too difficult to achieve if you are even slightly adaptable (yes it was a short labour).
Congratulations. You are in for a interesting fewdecades months.
My wife also went up something like 4 sizes but they were sufficiently uncomfortable/like a bag of rocks that some of that effect was a little wasted. Nonetheless, enjoy while you can, in every sense.
( , Tue 11 May 2010, 18:51, 2 replies)
... suggests that it's not too difficult to achieve if you are even slightly adaptable (yes it was a short labour).
Congratulations. You are in for a interesting few
My wife also went up something like 4 sizes but they were sufficiently uncomfortable/like a bag of rocks that some of that effect was a little wasted. Nonetheless, enjoy while you can, in every sense.
( , Tue 11 May 2010, 18:51, 2 replies)
I concur
MrsScars announced halfway through Week 38 that she was bored with being pregnant, and would I do something about it? After much prostaglandin injecting, she said she thought more effort was called for. Off to the local pissoir/council swimming pool, 30 lengths.
Nope, let's try spicy food. Cue jalapeno frenzy down the local Tex Mex, with lots of tequila for me.
That worked. Pity I was still drunk when her waters broke, and she had to drive us both to the matty unit sitting on a pillow.
/back on topic: they went from 34AA to 36 C.
( , Tue 11 May 2010, 23:29, closed)
MrsScars announced halfway through Week 38 that she was bored with being pregnant, and would I do something about it? After much prostaglandin injecting, she said she thought more effort was called for. Off to the local pissoir/council swimming pool, 30 lengths.
Nope, let's try spicy food. Cue jalapeno frenzy down the local Tex Mex, with lots of tequila for me.
That worked. Pity I was still drunk when her waters broke, and she had to drive us both to the matty unit sitting on a pillow.
/back on topic: they went from 34AA to 36 C.
( , Tue 11 May 2010, 23:29, closed)
Hmmm
Best not to tell people you enjoyed spluffing all over your baby daughter when she was very, very young. Just saying.
( , Wed 12 May 2010, 11:16, closed)
Best not to tell people you enjoyed spluffing all over your baby daughter when she was very, very young. Just saying.
( , Wed 12 May 2010, 11:16, closed)
This is why I added
the clarification that my wife was not, at that point, yet in labour. There was no "wet the baby's head" involved.
Although I do accept that you point is a valid one.
( , Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, closed)
the clarification that my wife was not, at that point, yet in labour. There was no "wet the baby's head" involved.
Although I do accept that you point is a valid one.
( , Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, closed)
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