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Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

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"Which one is your 'mouth', anyway?"

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)
My last girlfriend could get it deeper than that...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Great. Now it's all over my stomach.
I ask you to do one thing
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:45, 1 reply)
"I won't come in your mouth, babe."
"Incidentally, I said I'd drop off some stuff round your sister's. see you in a bit."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:45, 1 reply)
Look,
I've got a huge wad of tissue to catch it in, just stop when I say.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)
"I promise jizz
and lots of it."
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:41, 2 replies)
"You're just lucky it's not going up your nose. Shut up and swallow."

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I won't cream your tonsils, honest

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)
"I would never make you gargle my soldiers. Just put it in your mouth for a bit"

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)
"I promise I won't spunk on your back without your permission again
Officer."
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)
"I know you don't like it, I'll finish inside you instead"

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)
"I promise not to blow my stack down your throat"

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)
This is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:37, 1 reply)
"I won't come in your mouth, I'll tell you when I'm gonna blow."

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:35, 1 reply)
Can I be the last one to post on this theme?
"I promise not to spunk in your mouth."
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:34, 1 reply)
There's only 39 minutes left before closing on Oli's mum
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(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:21, 4 replies)
I promised my wife
I wouldn't read the Daily Mail website as it gets me wound up. I think I get off whatever chemical my brain releases when I get riled.

Is it Thursday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:54, 4 replies)
Who wants a go on Olis mum?
She's not very nice, but large numbers of you are sweaty virgins and if she likes you she'll let you ride her bumbum
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:31, 39 replies)
I'll make love to you
if you promise you'll never die.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:28, 3 replies)
Will this miserable question never end ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:27, 15 replies)
I'll stop doing your mum.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I pinky promise
I'll start acting my age.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I swear that I don't have a gun
signed,
K. Cobain.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:07, 3 replies)
I swear I will not kill anyone

(bblgoose, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:51, 1 reply)
I washed it this morning...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:42, 4 replies)
I promise not to call.....
Jade Goody the Racist, Jade Goody the Racist anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:28, 1 reply)
Jack, I swear...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)
I promise not to do it again

(Soapy_Norris, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I promise to change the QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

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