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Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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Who wants a go on Olis mum?
She's not very nice, but large numbers of you are sweaty virgins and if she likes you she'll let you ride her bumbum
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:31, 39 replies)
From behind is probably the best way for both of you...
You don't have to see her.

She doesn't get covered in spew.

Everyone's a winner. Even you, Rory McSpory.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:34, closed)
Christ, you really are the most tedious troll on b3ta
and that's saying something, considering the competition
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:44, closed)
Alrite emvee
Fancy seeing you knighting qotw, what are the chances?
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:46, closed)
Shocking I know
I must be a sweaty internet-aspergers or something
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:27, closed)
I don't think he's tedious
I gain a good deal of amusement from the idea that he leans back from his keyboard after typing an absolutely risible insult like that one, thinking "Ha! Let's see how he likes THAT one!" and feeling rather proud of himself.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:47, closed)
I gain a good deal of amusement from the post
where he claimed to be a successful, happily-married thirty-odd businessman, or something similar to that.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:49, closed)
Which is a rather odd fantasy
I think I wanted to be an explorer or astronaut or something at that age.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:51, closed)
Yes it's hilarious, the possibility that someone on b3ta isn't mental and dole

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:53, closed)
No one in the world is mental
If you don't believe me, ask them.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:56, closed)

Successful? Yes. Look how many replies his trolling generates.

Happily married? He could have easily given his right hand a ring, and there's absolutely no chance it'll cheat on him.

Thirty-odd? Maybe, he never specified years, he could have meant periods of five months.

Businessman? The internet is, as the proverb goes, serious business.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:59, closed)
Actually he does have a wife. His dedication to her is commendable.
On the other hand, though, he also has a mistress.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:03, closed)
Does he wife know

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:16, closed)
Well, it's an act of charity on both their parts...

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:19, closed)
"He Wife" - by the power of Grayscull!
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:19, closed)
It's actually a bloke in drag.
Probably looks like Ronnie Barker in "The Worm that Turned" saga.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:25, closed)
So does she...
(so I heard, loike)
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:18, closed)

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:20, closed)
ride her bumbum
but that means they'll still be virgins, surely.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:46, closed)
Any hole will do on that old trollop

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:47, closed)
bags the eye socket.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:55, closed)
It's ok, she's a virgin too, technically
I've got her a new hymen for Christmas which she just has to fill with ketchup and pop in any time she needs.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:48, closed)
I will.

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:52, closed)
Gaz me for a ticket and complimentary brochure

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:54, closed)
Sweaty virgin number 3 please.

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:55, closed)
You're on.
I just hope she's not, although as I am going to fuck her in the bumbum it probably doesn't matter.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:57, closed)
is this oficially the most popular post just behind the ashes post? Roll on next qotw.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:26, closed)
No, there was Legless' about the Lib Dems...

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:27, closed)
of course, whenever I hear the words Lib Dems, I automatically switch off now, the subject is too depressing for me to handle.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:39, closed)
I hope so.
I'll tell my mum she won later. She'll be so proud.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:30, closed)
Until all the sweaty virgins show up...

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:31, closed)
Look at the mess that you've all made of my QOTW entry
It keeps happening to my posts :(
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:35, closed)
That's nothing compared to the mess you made of my mum
An animal, she said you were, an ANIMAL.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:44, closed)
You could always delete it

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:44, closed)
Post deletion is for cocksuckers
Plus based on the number of gaz enquiries I've received I should turn a tidy sum on Olis mum
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:48, closed)
And I'm sure you're looking forward to showing it to the wife and eight kids
"Look what Daddy did at work today!", said Rory, "And I found us a potato for tea on the way home!"
"I love you Daddy!", cried Lucy, Rachel, June, Kirsty, Jackie, Laura, Sam and Christina, "Does that mean we can have the night off tonight?"
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:54, closed)
You seem upset Oli, don't be
It's only your mum after all, and let's face it the years have not been kind to her
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:56, closed)
Oh, no dear boy, I think you misunderstand
I'm glad for her, this is the most attention she's had in years. And you're the first person brave enough to go near her bum since the op. I think she's been missing that. I trust you'll start off gently?
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:01, closed)
Dunno really Oli, all I'm doing is arranging the qotw gangbang of your old dear
What they get up to inside the room is up to them and their makers. I'll send you a copy of the dvd if you want?
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:04, closed)
Hard and dry. Gauze at the ready.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:06, closed)

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