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Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

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I promised her she would get a backrub
when she was done performing an oral service on me.

I'm so sorry for falling asleep after, but you know how I get.
(Turtlenuts, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 19:36, 3 replies)
Oh maaaaan!

(Surfeit, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:26, closed)
Apparently
it's not our fault, it's evolution. After orgasm, we're genetically encoded to fall asleep to recharge our batteries, ready for the next seed distribution.
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:03, closed)
I thought it was to make sure we can only do one girl at a time
leaving them free to do the rounds amongst the awake ones?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:29, closed)

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