Christ, you really are the most tedious troll on b3ta
and that's saying something, considering the competition
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:44, 2 replies)

Alrite emvee
Fancy seeing you knighting qotw, what are the chances?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:46, closed)

Shocking I know
I must be a sweaty internet-aspergers or something
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:27, closed)

I don't think he's tedious
I gain a good deal of amusement from the idea that he leans back from his keyboard after typing an absolutely risible insult like that one, thinking "Ha! Let's see how he likes THAT one!" and feeling rather proud of himself.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:47, closed)

I gain a good deal of amusement from the post
where he claimed to be a successful, happily-married thirty-odd businessman, or something similar to that.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:49, closed)

Which is a rather odd fantasy
I think I wanted to be an explorer or astronaut or something at that age.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:51, closed)

Yes it's hilarious, the possibility that someone on b3ta isn't mental and dole

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:53, closed)

No one in the world is mental
If you don't believe me, ask them.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:56, closed)

Successful? Yes. Look how many replies his trolling generates.

Happily married? He could have easily given his right hand a ring, and there's absolutely no chance it'll cheat on him.

Thirty-odd? Maybe, he never specified years, he could have meant periods of five months.

Businessman? The internet is, as the proverb goes, serious business.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:59, closed)

Actually he does have a wife. His dedication to her is commendable.
On the other hand, though, he also has a mistress.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:03, closed)

Does he wife know

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:16, closed)

Well, it's an act of charity on both their parts...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:19, closed)

hahaha
"He Wife" - by the power of Grayscull!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:19, closed)

It's actually a bloke in drag.
Probably looks like Ronnie Barker in "The Worm that Turned" saga.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:25, closed)

So does she...
(so I heard, loike)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:18, closed)

Hahahahaahhaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:20, closed)