Can we have a "I don't like this!" button please
QOTW would really benefit from it
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

In celebration of that gay marriage thing which is the most important decision EVER made
can we replace all this grey stripiness with rainbow colours ta
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 11:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i suggest this
Toastman, I had a cool idea, Achievement badges for B3ta users, not that anyone's really here anymore, but it might look neat.
Ala Steam, i'm just throwing that out there, possibly displayed next to your name on in your profile. You know, length of service, post count, all kinds of shit.

imjussayin
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 24 Jun, 19:53, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this!, Reply)
"I like this"
you should suggest it here:
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/

and hope that the gods are in the mood for improvements
( HappyToast b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Mon 24 Jun, 20:33, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)

Ed: Also B3ta should have it's own virtual currency used for something, i'm not sure what.

Edd: It should have more ads, but the users get to vote what they are.

Eddd: Also, on /links you should be able to reply to a reply with an embedded video.

Edddd: Also you should see visible Up and Down votes for posts like Reddit.

Edddd1: Also, you should be able to post embedded videos on /talk which are thumbnailed, but not images as they'll only post scat porn :/

Eddddd2: Also there should be more competitions where you can win stuff.

Edddddd3: Also there should be a more dynamic interface for who you're friends with and your fans, etc, something like Minority Report.

EdIV: Also, you should have the option to see the file size of anything posted.

EdV: Also, an intergrated View Source HTML mode.

spotify:track:750ZFmjyBeT1qKRM5dpFar (Warrior's Dance by The Prodigy)

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 20:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

instead of ignore 2.0
just remove the 'x replies' link on qftw, that way flailing spastics won't be able to count the replies to find out that someone they've got on ignore has replied to their post.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 10:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You know how cr3 blocked any and all Sith Iffrikin IPs because of a mentalist shitting up the board?
Could you do the same with Australia?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:36, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Last week's 2nd most popular QOTW reply was Foggsy's request for a QOTW popular button
You used to be able to sort by popularity, then it got removed, then reinstated, then removed. Fucking sort it out (please) - it's clear from Wilf's number of clicks that people want this function.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Every board post should appear on an individual page.
Users should have to click through using tiny buttons hidden at the bottom of the page among a selection of ads for dating and dieting websites.
Some of the ads should look like little navigation buttons.
This is what professional websites look like these days, and b3ta has to keep up or die.
( Zuowan, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 8:09, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ignore
If a profile gets a large amount of ignores, it should get highlighted to an admin picked up for review (ie if 20-30 profiles suddenly ignore in a week for doing something) and if it's for a genuine reason and is not something that can be reversed (as in can be given a warning) ban it. Should get rid of most of the shit advert profiles as they surface and possibly calm down the trolls for a bit.

I don't know if you do this already, if you do then kudos :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Can you make the newsletter once a month instead of weekly? That way there might be time to collect enough good stuff to make it worth reading instead of having to pad it out with shit.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:58, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Open the qftw popular page to replies.
I'm sure we'd all rather see pictures of coronation street and posts calling the Emo-spastics mean names.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

hi, it looks like you can't edit subject lines on /links
so now i look like an illiterate prick
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:24, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The 'mail us' link appears to be broken.
I sent a polite reminder to ban the Miseries but they're all still here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 22:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Cash prize for every 1000th post please
Or a cash prize for specific numbered posts...the numbers would be chosen by you, of course. Thanks x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 16:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

if a user can delete a thread because of shame, or worried that it might not bear close examination in the morning
can you make it so that those users can't edit their posts that formed the content of their deleted thread to make them 'win' the argument with their witty rhetoric, thought up hours after the initial incident?

Alternately, a new button which you can refer a user's spontaneously thought-up 'facts' to an expert panel of internet judges who can give a thumbs-up or thumbs-down to the correctness, logic and validity of the wildly inaccurate statements thrown into the path of a semantic argument, meant to bolster a dubious proclamation that was issued in error in the first place?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 22:16, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Basically, give me mod privileges and watch this site return to its former glory more or less overnight.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:26, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Script
Can we also have a script that replies to every first post in a thread with the following...


"don't be a cock"

"FFS dude get help"

"^this"
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Facebook
Can every single member be FORCED to have a Facebook account before they can login.

Thanks.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My "Friends' Activity" page consists mostly of error messages
Is it just me?

... or are they trying to tell me something?
( revolution now 👊, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Can you get hold of another minor celebrity's email address and then make a board where we can post offensive questions and then email them all to them and get sued?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

ignore 2.0 is awesome

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:26, Reply)

If we're not allowed to post pictures on offtopic then why does it support the posting of pictures?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Also can we have a board that tells you what is for dinner?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Can we have a weather board that tells you what the weather is going to be please?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

maybe close all the boards down because let's be honest, they're shit and no one posts there any more

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)