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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48)
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I would like....
an email letting me know if someone has commented on my post....

even if it is some sarcastic cnut making a pointless / irelevant / nasty comment...
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 8:07, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Fuck off you gay sex pervert paedo prick, waffles!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Or...
...if that would involve generating too much pakkits on teh interwebz, some little notification icon at the top of the screen, like Stalkbook does.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Well if this doesn't constitute enormous beakering, I'm not sure what does.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Care to enlighten any of us heathens what you're blithering about now?
Best I can find would be www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beaker

Are you trying to insinuate that you want Lip Up Fatty to come in your nose?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Beaker was a character in the Muppets
who only said "mememememe!"

Or "Me me me me" if you prefer. So being a beaker means constantly going on about yourself or thinking of yourself.

I don't think the OP is beakering. It's merely a common or garden shit idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Not an email
but a link (within each area board/questions/talk/links) to topics what I've posted to what have been replied to since I last looked at them because I might have missed something really fucking important. Unlikely I know.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)
This is a fucking awful idea.
I've seen Off topics with 200-odd replies.
Talk threads that go on forever. You never keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)
How about a Digest then?
Once a [time period] update of replies.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)
can't you just look?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
because i'm too fooking lazy!
why else do you think I got the moniker 'Lip Up Fatty'?

through my best selling workout DVDs?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)
I'm going to gaz you to let you know every time I reply to you on a board :-)
Just cos I'm bored.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)

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