Sort out the whole thread-deleting cunt problem
by making it so that whenever someone deletes a post, that post gets replaced by a little box saying "This post was deleted by the poster", and leaving the rest of the thread below intact.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:16, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Excellent plan
Few things are more annoying than people commenting on a massive flounce that I've missed.
In fact, if you don't sort it out, I'm off. Your all gay etc.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

We've been asking for this for years.
That, or removing the delete button entirely. Unfortunately the mods are all idle useless cunts.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)

This is a feature on another forum I frequent.
And I must say it's fucking excellent.

Especially the first time some troll tries to be a smartarse.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Also,
create a function whereby whenever someone uses the phrase "Thread-deleting cunt", it's automatically replaced by the sentence, "Calm down: it's only a free-to-use humour-based website that neither forces nor pays anyone to contribute or read, so it doesn't really matter in the slightest".
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

^^ This for president.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

This would be lovely
Maybe the body of the deleted post could be replaced by a "turbobelm" image and appropriate caption.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I approve of this suggestion.
Great Idea.
( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)