When I was a teenager growing up in Sweden
I was bullied by a boy who called me a little piggy. My friend told me to hit him really hard, so I hit him with a pole and he had to go to hospital. Then his big brother found out about it and told me I had a choice - I had to hold my breath under water for 3 minutes or lose my eye. He held my head underwater and just when I thought I would pass out, my friend, who turned out to be a vampire, chopped him into bits! Result!
We are now running away, she has to live in a box. It's ok, because we know morse code.
(allthatglittersisglitter, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:21, 8 replies)

*thunderous applause*

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:38, closed)

she's a he y'know
not a girl, but a castrated boy apparently!
(Jugular, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:09, closed)

I heard that-
Apparently there was a scar in *that* scene, but I didn't want to look too hard.
Oh, and thanks for the applause
(allthatglittersisglitter, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:23, closed)

woosh
nfi what's going on here.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:13, closed)

me either
??
(McChinaman banned, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:13, closed)

Let the right one in
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_the_Right_One_In_(film) - Posted the wrong one first time
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, closed)

Ah, ta very hard
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:45, closed)

haha
=]
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, closed)