My dad always told me to hit bullies harder than they hit you
... so when I was in Year 5, when the nasty girl in our class started shoving me out of the way in the cloak room, I punched her so hard in the mouth that her teeth bled and nearly fell out.

I might sound like the mean one here, but she really deserved it.

She cried and the headmaster came in, but being a very traditional schoolmaster-ish kind of guy, he listened to both our stories and ruled in my favour. Not only was she on liquids for a week, but she also got detention.

Recently I heard that she's now a member of the labour party.
(I'm not here was here on, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:45, 6 replies)

Hazel Blears?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:55, closed)

Oh please
I've just clicked on the minutely small off-chance that it was.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:20, closed)

Please tell me you punched Wacky Jacqui Smith in the fizzog...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:46, closed)

If this gets Best Of...
Do we get the name?
( Weejock, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:12, closed)

Do you mean a member of the Labour Party
or a Labour Party Politician?
( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55, closed)

Was it David Blunkett's guide dog?
The bitch.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:59, closed)