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My mum told me to stand up to bullies. So I did, and got wedgied every day for a month. I hated my boss.

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(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27)
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i once knew a kid
who was regarded by the whole school as slow.Time and again he'd be surrounded by a group of jeering morons who'd upbraid him in harsh terms for being a 'retard' or somesuch.
Their favourite game was to offer him a fifty-pence piece and a pound coin.They knew he'd always take the fifty pence because it was bigger.It was their favourite trick and they'd do it time and again to jeering laughter.
Once after many months of this I stopped him.
'Don't you realise that they're making fun of you with the whole fifty pence/pound thing,mate?They're doing it for kicks and laughing at you!I'm sure you know that a pound is worth more!'
'Yes,' he said,looking up at me shyly.'But if I took the pound they'd stop doing it.' and walked off shaking his head like I was an idiot which,in all fairness,I guess I was.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, 5 replies)
I wonder how long it took the rest of them to work this out.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:25, closed)
heard it before
Is it your pea?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:37, closed)
no it's an old internet joke which i reappropriated and made reality.

(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:02, closed)
I'm sure
it's an old Two Ronnies sketch. May predate that even.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:25, closed)
May be old
But I like it
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:59, closed)

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