I once knocked out a Honda Accord with Herbie-like capabilities.
Mr T. shit himself.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, 12 replies)

i've shit myself just imagining it.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, closed)

Is this some way of saying
you did an impressively large shit?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, closed)

You've got yourself over-excited and replied to your hero's post again without thinking this one through.
HOW did you get to that conclusion?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, closed)

Am I Mr T.?
..The logic here is amazing.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, closed)

It's mainly down to the lack of sense in your OP
I thought it had to be some sort of euphemism.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, closed)

Are you getting angry on purpose?
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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:37, closed)

Oh JMG
you do like to repeat yourself a lot don't you.

Would you like me to come and visit you next time I go and see my Gran?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, closed)

No thank you.
You'd only run back to the internet and ring the attention bell as loudly as possible.
Telling all high and low that you'd met me and that we were best friends ever.

:(
..and I can't be seen with your type. Think of the backlash I'd get.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:40, closed)

Finally
Some entertainment....

Don't go anywhere I'm off for popcorn. And chips.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, closed)

THE INTERNET.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, closed)

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, closed)

EXACTLY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:55, closed)