Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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My friend Billyclaims to have a very large penis. Or, more correctly, he had a very large penis. Inexplicably, he showed it to his next door neighbour and now it's considerably shorter than it used to be, as she attacked him with a gardening tool.
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:25, 6 replies)
That's understandableShe was probably startled by its serpentine appearance.
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ha ha haat the pair of you. Had me giggling like a little girl.
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:03, closed)
I suppose it would be 3 metres nowadays(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:02, closed)
Very sad taleReminds me of a similar incident that my uncle Billy was involved in.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:46, closed)
Reminds me of my two best matesOne was on the tubby side, and the other was the polar opposite. I wonder what happened to them?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:45, closed)
Billy?He's my uncle...
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:44, closed)
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