Topicality! Sweet!

The recent zodiac 'changes'. It's a lovely story, it's keeping newspapers in crap to print, it's keeping tattoo artists in business, it's making people feel important they can pronounce Ophiuchus... but it's a bigger load of crap than when Russell Grant took a bottle of laxatives. We use a zodiac system based on the sun and equinoxes, not the constellations. Nothing has changed unless you're Hindu or one of the tiny number of people who use the Sidereal instead of Tropical Zodiac.

I can only assume Idol finished or something and all the vaguely vacant proles have nothing better to do than panic about random bullshit.
(Gonkers Mcfoo, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:09, 9 replies)

"We use a Zodiac system"?
Who is this "We" and what do they use the zodiac system for?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:22, closed)

...and what fucking changes to it is he banging on about?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:46, closed)

uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/home/why-your-Zodiac-sign-might-be-wrong-blog-13-vanessa-green.html
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:58, closed)

Either that or the "zodiac system" is a steaming pile of elephant wank
for people who can be divided into one of twelve personality archetypes depending on what time of year they were born

or mind-staggeringly cretinous cunts, as they're known to the rest of us
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:45, closed)

^ this
When one of these microcephalic evolution-betraying fuckwads asks me "what sign are you?" I do often say "Ophiuchus", just to throw them. Another good ploy is to say "Can't you tell?" -- they never get it right.

Or "I'm a typical Leo, in that I believe that Astrology is a steaming pile of horsewank".
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:58, closed)

that's odd
I'm typically Taurean, in that I think astrology is a steaming pile of horeswank
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:59, closed)

I thought the traditional response to "what sign are you"..
...was "keep out" or "beware of the dog".
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:29, closed)

Or "Rover: ATTACK!"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:17, closed)

Is this doing the rounds again?
What amazes me is that some credulous morons give a fuck.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:38, closed)