Porn in School
First B3ta post here. When I was in first year at my secondary school, like most lads I was getting into girls. Porn viewing had only just started but it wasn't proper porno as I still found actual vaginas to be quite weird to look at. Anyhow...I combined my new found interest in girls with my existing interest of WWF wrestling.

I found this amazing photo of Trish Stratus in her underwear and felt compelled to print it off. For whatever reason I decided that this photo was worthy of a wider audience and so took it into school. I took it out at P.E. and showed one other guy (a guy I knew like wrestling and would therefore appreciate it). I got ready for P.E. and left the changing room. Next thing I know, the teacher hauls me in asking why I have brought pornography into school. Some cunt called "Alza" had pulled the pic out of my bag and pretended to shag it. Caught.

I was dragged into the P.E. office and told to explain myself. I somehow bullshitted the teacher into believing that the photo had been put in my bag as a prank by my cousin. What he didn't know is that the cousin didn't exist and that he had been outsmarted by a nervous 12 year old.
(FUGAZI100 Mon The Ton, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:04, 3 replies)

erm
so looking at vaginas was ok; but looking at actual vaginas was not?!?!
I know its ya first post, but fucked if I care. I like looking at actual vaginas.
(waxdart hello., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:26, closed)

Hate to tell you this...
But the BS the kids try to feed me on a daily basis suggests that you probably didn't fool the teacher... Admittedly though mine are Primary so you might have been a bit more refined in your BS skills by 12.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 22:25, closed)

I dunno, he did say it was a PE teacher.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 2:50, closed)