How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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.......When I used to work in a supermarket my method was to drink lots and lots (and I mean LOTS) of water, the drinking of the water was time-consuming enough, but then when it made it's way through my system I'd spend the rest of the day pissing like a racehorse.
By the time I left the job I had it down to a fine art, I'd stop drinking water 4 hours before my shift was over, and have my last piss about 15 minutes before I went home. Worked a treat.
Apart from the time some idiot spilt Aeseptopol (bleach-type cleaner) on the draining board, and I picked up my cup, filled it with water without looking, and downed a load of the stuff.
That time I didn't have to worry about passing my time in the loo - I went home vomiting blood!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 16:59, Reply)
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