How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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My boss has it worked out
he has 2 desks, one on each floor. If he isn't on our floor, he says he is on the other and vice versa.
Any time he gets caught out because he isn't at either desk, he makes up a fictional meeting with another manager. The other guy works the same scam and they cover for each other.
It's stupid really because pretty much everyone knows about it, but no one high up can be bothered to stop him.
But like the Murphy's...
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 17:23, Reply)
he has 2 desks, one on each floor. If he isn't on our floor, he says he is on the other and vice versa.
Any time he gets caught out because he isn't at either desk, he makes up a fictional meeting with another manager. The other guy works the same scam and they cover for each other.
It's stupid really because pretty much everyone knows about it, but no one high up can be bothered to stop him.
But like the Murphy's...
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 17:23, Reply)
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