How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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their fault
responded to an agency ad for I.T support position for an ISP, got the gig on the spot, subsequently turned up at the company which must remain nameless.
when asked which job I was there for I replied I.T support and got directed away from the pack of monkies who had, I later discovered, answered 'call centre support' or somesuch.
cue 2 months with the network & I.T support bods, easily supporting the phone monkeys and their team leaders whilst the useless support team leader sought clarification from
his boss regarding funding for the new temp. the TL was sacked for incompetence (unconnected to my situation) the friday before the monday I was told there had been a terrible
mistake and would I mind awfully downgrading to phone monkey.
I declined and was paid until the end of the month (3 weeks away) but asked to leave the site immediately for security reasons.
ended up getting paid for getting stoned and playing on me playstation for three weeks
mint
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( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 17:49, Reply)
responded to an agency ad for I.T support position for an ISP, got the gig on the spot, subsequently turned up at the company which must remain nameless.
when asked which job I was there for I replied I.T support and got directed away from the pack of monkies who had, I later discovered, answered 'call centre support' or somesuch.
cue 2 months with the network & I.T support bods, easily supporting the phone monkeys and their team leaders whilst the useless support team leader sought clarification from
his boss regarding funding for the new temp. the TL was sacked for incompetence (unconnected to my situation) the friday before the monday I was told there had been a terrible
mistake and would I mind awfully downgrading to phone monkey.
I declined and was paid until the end of the month (3 weeks away) but asked to leave the site immediately for security reasons.
ended up getting paid for getting stoned and playing on me playstation for three weeks
mint
.
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 17:49, Reply)
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