How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Work skive - a partaker and casual observation...Yep,
So many examples here. Guilty as charged and as many boxes ticked as possible for dicking about during work time.
I openly admit to the "walk around with papers looking busy" trip (I work in an office). However,I am probably not as bad as I once was due to getting a severe written warning which almost resulted in me being sacked (I stood up to the managers daughter who is a total fucktard and thinks that she can get away with being power mad and higher than her station. But, that's another story)...
Having an extra long dump / choke the chicken (not actually tried the latter) is a good skive too (as mentioned in this QOTW). In our gaff we have an "archive room" and buggering off there with boxes of paper to return back to the other branches of the company is a good idea and makes you look like you're doing something involved.
Tell you what though, there is one dude who does FUCK ALL and continuously gets away with it. I mean, he has Internet Explorer running in highly minimised windows which he can ALT + TAB very quickly. He even bids on eBay for various crap too in work time. People ARE onto him though, even my manager (as I myself has had a moan about him behind his back for being such a time wasting fucktard). He has been given enough "advance warnings" from his work mates on the grounds of covering his arse as it where. But, alas, to no avail. What does annoy me is that this fucker has been here for nowhere near as long as me, and yet he has internet access. While muggins here has "menial's system access"....twuntard.
Oh, and guess what? this dude is applying to join the police force. Kinda makes sense now as to why this country is going down the fucking bog!!!
I used to exessively email people too, I even shagged Newcastle Depots receptionist after about a years worth of chatting shit via email (an average of 40-50 emails, would you believe). Go meee-e! go meee-e!
Wasting of works time....our survey says "BING-BING-BING-BING-BING!!!"
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 23:50, Reply)
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