How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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So many ways!
A couple of jobs back I was a facilities lackey. Basically if you needed a chair in your office, you called my boss who then sent me on way with said sitting instrument. Anyway, I had a walkie-talkie. I used to go out at lunch time, smoke a joint in a nearby park, eat my sarnie, come back to work and go "check the envelopes" in the 3rd floor stationary cupboard, which had a second cupboard behind it that was lockable and had a light switch. Mmmm, nap-time!
Also, I read and reply to QOTW on b3ta.com.
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 9:36, Reply)
A couple of jobs back I was a facilities lackey. Basically if you needed a chair in your office, you called my boss who then sent me on way with said sitting instrument. Anyway, I had a walkie-talkie. I used to go out at lunch time, smoke a joint in a nearby park, eat my sarnie, come back to work and go "check the envelopes" in the 3rd floor stationary cupboard, which had a second cupboard behind it that was lockable and had a light switch. Mmmm, nap-time!
Also, I read and reply to QOTW on b3ta.com.
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 9:36, Reply)
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