How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Nobody knew where I was
I worked for a year looking after property for a large company. Because the buildings were all over the country I could get up a 9, drive to wherever, stay somewhere the night and go to another the next day.I always chose the best hotel up to my limit of £250 a night. Best bit was the fact that I only ever spent an hour at the most in each building, so could spend the rest of the time doing nothing. I was always home by 12 every friday.
Put on two stone though, 6 penalty points on my licence, and the company was taken over and everybody got the sack. Got to keep my car though, and phone, laptop, blackberry, camera, laser measure!
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 10:25, Reply)
I worked for a year looking after property for a large company. Because the buildings were all over the country I could get up a 9, drive to wherever, stay somewhere the night and go to another the next day.I always chose the best hotel up to my limit of £250 a night. Best bit was the fact that I only ever spent an hour at the most in each building, so could spend the rest of the time doing nothing. I was always home by 12 every friday.
Put on two stone though, 6 penalty points on my licence, and the company was taken over and everybody got the sack. Got to keep my car though, and phone, laptop, blackberry, camera, laser measure!
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 10:25, Reply)
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