How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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I used to work in a nightclub during my heady student daysI worked in a bar with this girl (I forget her name) situated in the upper reaches of the club where the management hardly ever went, due to there being shitloads of stairs to reach it.
We were allowed a certain amount of alcohol during the night to keep us a) motivated and b) sociable so we used to systematically abuse this privilege at every available opportunity. We would close the bar for 'cleaning' and have spirit races (first to get from one side of the optic rack to the other, sampling a measure from every bottle).
Occasionally a punter would walk in and catch us getting completely sloshed so we'd ply him/her with free booze until they'd forgotten what they saw.
Nowaday it's just quick n dirty B3TA updates and the Alt+Tab for skiving 'cos I really like my job.
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 11:35,
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