How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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It got to the point where I was doing so little work
that one day, my boss came over and by a million to one chance, I was actually doing some work but force-of-habit made me ALT-TAB so I was proudly displaying a picture of some big tittied women (I think it was that spoof women guerilla fighters picture that did the rounds) on my screen while he stood there awkwardly talking to me about some report or other.
It was only when he had finished talking to me and walked off that I went to alt-tab back and realised what I had done.
Oh how I laughed.
Big Issue anyone?
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 12:23, Reply)
that one day, my boss came over and by a million to one chance, I was actually doing some work but force-of-habit made me ALT-TAB so I was proudly displaying a picture of some big tittied women (I think it was that spoof women guerilla fighters picture that did the rounds) on my screen while he stood there awkwardly talking to me about some report or other.
It was only when he had finished talking to me and walked off that I went to alt-tab back and realised what I had done.
Oh how I laughed.
Big Issue anyone?
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 12:23, Reply)
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