How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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My best job for skiving
I am queen of skiving where i work (don't mean to brag but managers are amazed i have got away with it for soo long!!)-
Anyway my first job whilst at college was working in a cash and carry with my then boyfriend and his mates and if they was a skive in it we found it - my best would have been the tea run which was like a bit of an assault course you tell one floorwalker you were making tea and then you would have to sneak past the other one by dodging between each of the aisles... it was like something out of the great escape. once you made it into the tearoom you would pass the signal for the others to follow once all five of us was in the tea room we could play cards/sleep/etc
Reaching my point honest..
anyway once we did take the Pi** a little as all of us was in the tearoom when someone ran in and said the boss was on his was and all of us trying to hide in a number of cupboards but unfortunately we were not quick enough
punishment two weeks on the tils where we were watched constantly and allowed no tea breaks
loved that job tho *sniff*
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 12:25, Reply)
I am queen of skiving where i work (don't mean to brag but managers are amazed i have got away with it for soo long!!)-
Anyway my first job whilst at college was working in a cash and carry with my then boyfriend and his mates and if they was a skive in it we found it - my best would have been the tea run which was like a bit of an assault course you tell one floorwalker you were making tea and then you would have to sneak past the other one by dodging between each of the aisles... it was like something out of the great escape. once you made it into the tearoom you would pass the signal for the others to follow once all five of us was in the tea room we could play cards/sleep/etc
Reaching my point honest..
anyway once we did take the Pi** a little as all of us was in the tearoom when someone ran in and said the boss was on his was and all of us trying to hide in a number of cupboards but unfortunately we were not quick enough
punishment two weeks on the tils where we were watched constantly and allowed no tea breaks
loved that job tho *sniff*
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 12:25, Reply)
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