How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Fingerprints anyone?Mate of mine was having a quiet shift at the police station when an 18 year old was brought in for suspected burglary.
In order to pass the time, they decided to have some fun with him. They fingerprinted him, then made him ink his nose and get a nose print as well, cos there had been reports of a peeping tom and nose prints against glass had been found in the area he was picked up...then when he was filling in the processing form, he could not understand what occupation was - they told him and when he said he did not have a job, they advised him that unemployed was spelt L-O-S-E-R - apologies for length but not to illterate people, cos you won't be able to raed this site anyway!!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:40, Reply)
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