How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Why I'm Doing It Right Now, AgainQuite simple really, many many windows open all with "google" at the start of the title in IE - if your in a lab like i am, just switch to the windows that have useful/less information on them such as:
images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.rsc.org/ejga/NJ/2002/b201435c-ga.gif&imgrefurl=http://xlink.rsc.org/%3FDOI%3Db201435c&h=189&w=321&sz=11&tbnid=R1W2rZlWwT0J:&tbnh=67&tbnw=114&start=24&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dacetylsalicylic%2Bacid%2B%26start%3D20%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN
simply remember which windows are work-related, and which involve b3ta, p0rn, and "how to make bombs out of simple lab equipment" and youll do fine.
PS: this window was minimised 3 times for the sake of demonstrator swarming round me, and just about every person in the lab is wondering wtf i could possibly be typing for so long into google :)
edit: 4 times by time i got to this line
edit(2): 30 mins later - dont click on the right window, minimise your current one - i hope the demonstrators not a chemist (thermite in a milk bottle shown behind a somewhat different kind of reaction)
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:20, Reply)
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