How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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I play the managers off eachotherI make them fight to book my time on their projects, so I end up with my time fully booked but with no work to do. Even better, I then complain about the situation so I look like I'm in the right.
Also, when I'm asked how long something will take I give a realistic estimate then do the work in 1/3 of the time, thus having 2/3 for slacking - and again, I'm in the right.
Of course, if you work where I work then bear in mind this is all tongue-in-cheek
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dr_fonz, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:24,
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