How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Woo I'm on work-studyI'm on work study at university, for those of you who don't know, it means that I get paid federal government money for working here. I have a laptop and I share my boss's office cube thing, but he has a sofa in here. I usually sit on the sofa with the laptop on my lap so I can read b3ta and fuckoff without anyone knowing.
Since it's work-study and it's office work it's exceedingly flexible too, I can come in at 8 and leave at 4 just as well as I can pop in for 15 minutes and fuck right back off. I'm the only other person in my department too so I've got a part-time position lined up here for the summer too.
But it's a rarity, I am usually a good worker. I get shit done, and I certanly am making this all up, hopefully my boss doesn't read this. If so.. good bye University of um... England in the er... accounting office.
Edit: Tho while I'm not going to shout my Uni's name from the rooftops, my boss does it too. He reads the onion and something awful and makes graphics stuff for his band.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:28, Reply)
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