How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Worked at KFC for a while.It was my job to clean the grease from the equipment and wash all the trays in the sink. Anyone that's worked in fast food will tell you this is one of the most horrible jobs you could have. I devised a plan, based on the fact that removing the mesh stopper from the sink drain would allow the grease and chicken to clog up the grease trap in the basement, which would overflow and flood the basement. I could hide down there for hours pretending to mop the floors while eating popcorn chicken and drinking coke syrup.
Don't eat there on tuesdays. Trust me.
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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:40,
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